Oh how I had to scoff
When I saw Cameron with the Hoff
What a pair the two did make
Both of them, equally fake
Yes, the two Davids – what a pair
Standing there, with their foppish hair
One on TV, talking tosh
The other in Parliament, talking posh
I wonder what they said to each other
“Hey man, could we be brothers?!”
Yet, they do say opposites attract
And let’s face it, both are tw*ts.
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This is oh so true … amazing bit of rhyme!
Cheers Ellie. Hope you and Dave are well on the Good Ship Keynsham.
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