Oh how I had to scoff

When I saw Cameron with the Hoff

What a pair the two did make

Both of them, equally fake

Yes, the two Davids – what a pair

Standing there, with their foppish hair

One on TV, talking tosh

The other in Parliament, talking posh

I wonder what they said to each other

“Hey man, could we be brothers?!”

Yet, they do say opposites attract

And let’s face it, both are tw*ts.

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